"I'm not," Damon promises. "You stopped her..." He trailed off and gave Ric a look. "Did you really give the wolf the vegetarian 'friend not food' line?"

He was tempted to crack up, but when he moved at all in Ric's direction, Hayley snarled. "Um, yeah...I'll come back later. With coffee or other piece offerings."

Like maybe he should've gotten Stefan to catch her a bunny first to bring tonight.