"You totally missed the middle aged thing, didn't you? The only sex I'm having out here will not be happening in a tent. No matter what, my back or knees would die." He didn't even miss a beat.
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"You totally missed the middle aged thing, didn't you? The only sex I'm having out here will not be happening in a tent. No matter what, my back or knees would die." He didn't even miss a beat.