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Alaric Saltzman ([personal profile] thisismybar) wrote 2013-11-11 09:31 pm (UTC)

"I'm sorry that I'm old and I outgrew premature ejaculation," he said, deadpan and level. "And I'm even sorrier that your standards are so low, but mostly for Elijah."

He was going straight to hell.

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